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We're going to Mars, bitch!


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Isn't Utah a lot like Mars?

 

Yes. It's red. It has almost no atmosphere. The place is dead. The beer is one third normal gravity. The Europeans can't seem to figure out how to go there without fucking it up. There's practically no water but a helluva lot of canyons. It has two poles, but that's about it for dancing. And finally, no matter how long you rove around, you'll never find a decent cup of coffee.

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