archenemy Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 So the wife says, "I have a headache" and her husband says, "That's fine. I was just in the bathroom coating my dick with powdered aspirin so you can take it either orally or as a suppository". Men are such problem solvers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 so what did you opt for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 Well, everyone knows that you can't go ass to mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Well, everyone knows that you can't go ass to mouth. I was thinking about naming a route "ass to mouth". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Well, everyone knows that you can't go ass to mouth. I was thinking about naming a route "ass to mouth". So, I should expect to see a route called "Kevbone" soon. I don't understand?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Ah. So that's what "kevbone" means.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Well, everyone knows that you can't go ass to mouth. I was thinking about naming a route "ass to mouth". So, I should expect to see a route called "Kevbone" soon. I don't understand?? That would be rad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 The husband walks in with a case of beer under his arm. The wife says, "You sure spend a lot of money on beer." The husband responds, "What about all the make-up you buy?" "It makes me look prettier." "That's what the beer is for." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 The husband walks in with a case of beer under his arm. The wife says, "You sure spend a lot of money on beer." The husband responds, "What about all the make-up you buy?" "It makes me look prettier." "That's what the beer is for." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Well, everyone knows that you can't go ass to mouth. Well, thats a good reason not to mix sex, aspirin, and beer. You know, just in case there is a really shitty slipup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drater Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Well, everyone knows that you can't go ass to mouth. Rosario Dawson says otherwise and I love her for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 A man walks into his bedroom with a goat under his arm. His wife is lying in the bed. The man says: "This is the pig I have been fucking behind your back." His wife says: "That's not a pig, it's a goat." The man says: "I wasn't talking to you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmace Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Holy shit....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Well, everyone knows that you can't go ass to mouth. It ok if you are really excited. Other than that, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dt_3pin Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 A man walks into his bedroom with a goat under his arm. His wife is lying in the bed. The man says: "This is the pig I have been fucking behind your back." His wife says: "That's not a pig, it's a goat." The man says: "I wasn't talking to you." :lmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drater Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Well, everyone knows that you can't go ass to mouth. It ok if you are really excited. Other than that, no. Thanks for letting us know where your boundaries are. Now quantify really excited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Well, if you haven't been there, I guess you really won't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Well, everyone knows that you can't go ass to mouth. It ok if you are really excited. Other than that, no. No. No. And no. Its NEVER ok. Listen to the Arch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 (edited) mouth to ass it is then. i'll get right on it. Edited May 9, 2007 by wirlwind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drater Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Well, if you haven't been there, I guess you really won't know. Poorly crafted joke attempting to portray you on the recieving end. Failed miserably. My bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 dont worry it wasn't completly lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drater Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 dont worry it wasn't completly lost. I am after that little stop by my friends house. BING!!! Funny they were discussing anal sex and DP's too. And greasy girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 ok now you lost me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 dont worry it wasn't completly lost. I am after that little stop by my friends house. BING!!! Funny they were discussing anal sex and DP's too. And greasy girls. interesting topic. someone told me once, no one ever wants to marry the girl that does anal. why is that? is that true? as a woman should one wait to share that part of her body until after becoming involved in a committed relationship? is it bad to be a greasy girl? is it only greasy girls that do anal. inquiring minds want to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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