KFed

Hey Hey Hey! Got the tools and pons sharpened up, pullups in the garage, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! k8v6J-FtnnU Let's see some pix and vids.

JOHN KRAKAUER IS A MODERN DAY RENNISANCE MAN. CLIMBER, AUTHOR, POET, SENSITIVE NEW AGED GUY, ETC. HE ONLY ONE KLIMBER WHO RIGHT GUD ENUF TO PROFILE "FRED BECKEY, THE MOUNTAIN, THE MAN, THE NAPKINS" YOU NEED NOT HAVE JK WRITE A BIOGRAPHIE (5.15A), AS SOBO POINTS OUT, A BOOK HAS BEEN WRITEN ABOUT ONE PITON FOR SAFETY. ALSO USE THE INTERNET MACHINE TO FIND "DIRECT BECKEY" OR A MILLION AND ONE BROKEN HEARTED BLONDES CLUTCHING TATTERED COPIES OF AMERICAN ALPINE JOURNALS DETAILING THE EXPLOITS

ahh kid, I didn't know you was ghey!

Yo I don't see Britney up in that list either and she be like having mad skillz even tho I dropped that azz likes its hot yo. Course I didn't think I'd make the list yo, its cool and all...just ahead of my time...a century of player hatas gotta pass and I'll be god yo.

WORD. Dem ladies couldn't never tell you were a mormon unless you showed them yo' super secret underwear kid!

Yo, just drop some DOPE lyrics on her and she'll be like playdough. like butta. no... like plaaaabutta. yeah kid! that's the shizz I'm talkin bout!!!

nah John, tell her what she wants... then play hard to get. BLING!

Brooooooooooo, why the hell didn't you throw that shit off the ledge? I would have thrown it at Brit fo' free!!!

ZING!

Guess what I hate. Yeah, dats right! Freaky Bitch!

yo, I say we give Climbing Magazeenie the golden dingleberry award.

word yo, I like watching little kids climb too. count me in for dis show. maybe I can rap a little afterwards?

You guys think I can win her back with my dope rhymes yo???

yo! the consensous iz that this be DA THREAD to bust a nut all over yourself if you is a guide. you seem to be hatin' on outer space, but I've been in plenty a black hole out there son! (don't tell britney!) but KFed ain't got to advertise. jealous?